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At the barn on my period...

  • Me:

    Fuck off, mare.

  • Me:

    Damn it, was that a leak? In my Irideons? REALLY?

  • Me:

    Uh-uh, I don't think so, bitch, I'ma drop my shit in the wash rack before you park your stupid horse.

  • Me:

    Ugh, I don't want to do this today.

  • Me:

    But do the horses HAVE to be turned out?

  • Me:

    WHERE'S MY FUCKING BRIDLE?

  • Me:

    Okay, where's my fucking hoof pick? WHO USED MY HOOF PICK?

  • Me:

    No, that's mine.

  • Me:

    You better take this bit, bitch.

  • Me:

    If I can't find a halter to fit his massive head, I swear...

  • Me:

    Okay, the wash rack is a mess and I would rather not put my horse in your slop. Fix that, will ya hon? Honestly...

  • Me:

    Screw the lesson kids, I have tack to clean.

  • Me:

    I wanna go hooommmeee.

  • Me:

    Is it safe to ride on pain killers, do you think?

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

philsarms:

jaylebird:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

i could finally get a blowjob

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly)

castiel-knight-of-hell:

thrancly:

dorkmisha:

amenpadaleski:

For sale: car found in an empty field, chevy impala, black, left in good state by previous owner. No reparation needed except for creaking doors. Noise in the vent that doesn’t influence the driving. Mileage: more than 200,000 miles. If interested, make offer.

#what if the last scene in supernatural is some young brothers buying the impala

DON’T START

Yes

what if it’s a couple of sisters

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